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WE ARE SELLING BOOKS AGAIN!!!
Fun fact: The "Ye Olde Seaside Book and Oyster Shop" was closed after selling the self help manual "How to shuck your own Oysters". The original owners a Librarian and Oyster farmer refused to reopen until their ancestors reopened after the "2025 Oyster Crisis".
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